Recently a friend of one of us’ revealed to us his peculiar sex life back in a little town located in rural Colombia during adolescence. We are pretty shocked upon learning that, but we were soon made acknowledge what we were told was literally true. Along with some other facts we gathered from him, we wanna talk a little bit about the country of Colombia.
- No alcohol during the World Cup!
During large national events, the government would prohibit consumption of alcohol lest rival supporters fight each other in the streets. - Cheese and Chocolate
Colombians dip a melting cheese into a steaming hot mug of hot chocolate. That’s not where cheese belong, and no one knows why they do that. They just do. - Bicycles everywhere
Colombian city Bogota has one of the largest network of bicycle routes in the world, covered in cyclists and cycle lanes from the suburbs through the center. Home to the largest bicycle route in South America, it stretches for over 300 kilometers. FYI, the cycle lane from Sha Tin through Tai Mei Tuk is about 22 kilometers long. - Country boys lose virginity to donkeys
Colombians have an unknown and bizarre tradition of sending their young champions to have sex with donkeys so “their penises would be bigger,” “they would not become gay,” and “they would be better prepared for women.” While it is not at all scientific, the tradition has been so widely accepted in Colombia there are songs and documentaries about this “donkey love.” Donkeys would usually maintain a long and rigid sexual relationship with the guys even until after adulthood and marriage. This tradition is, however, diminishing when we are all happening to deem bestiality unethical. Also, it is considered racist to assume a Colombian to be having sex with a donkey given that you do not truly immerse in their culture and develop adequate knowledge. Likewise, you would not want to get called a dog-eater, right?